Couchmaster

What is Couchmaster?

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.

N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.

Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?

Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.

Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!

Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!

See chav, brown, obtuse, ears

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