What is Couch-snatcher?
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The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
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To ejaculate, or cuminate.
Ex. Hey Teddy, cum out of the start gate.
See jack off, beat the meat, spank the monkey, cum, ejaculate..
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Is the name of a political message board begun by an Evil Monkey (Current User name).
It is one of many message boards with a purposely..
