What is Couch-snatcher?
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The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
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That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.
Total waste of skin, usually wearing an ..
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The act of telling a joke in which you only laugh. The joke is usually stupid and is usually told by the guy with the smallest dick in ..
