Couch-snatcher

What is Couch-snatcher?

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The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

See couch, snatcher, asshole, bastard, crush
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