Cougar Droppings

What is Cougar Droppings?


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Baked goods or other small gifts given to or left by a cougar to a young buck. These "droppings" are meant to entice the prey to stay longer or make more frequent apperances.

Moe: "Man these are great cookies! Did you make them yourself?"

Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."

Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."

Larry: (silence)

See cougar, milf, cookies, bait


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