What is Cougar Mover?
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1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.
2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.
No-fail cougar movers are:
Bust a move , I love Rock and Roll, Anything byAerosmith and most things byACDC
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A kind of orgy, where the participants liberally smear margarine all over their bodies to make themselves slippery.
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When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.
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