What is Cougar Mover?
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1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.
2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.
No-fail cougar movers are:
Bust a move , I love Rock and Roll, Anything byAerosmith and most things byACDC
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Getting fucked by a guy/girl with a Shrek head.
Hey Carrie, I heard you got the dirty bobblehead from that Manning guy last night.
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the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a norma..
