What is Cougar Story?
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Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).
"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"
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When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.
Note: Sometimes this sexual pro..