What is Coughart?
1.
To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Me:
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
Friend:
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
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2.
coughart, cofart, coughfart, cough-fart
NOUN
PRONOUNCED: cough•fart
The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.
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3.
to cough and fart at the same time. or to cough so hard one farts
i was so embarrased when i cougharted in class today. bobby won't think im cool anymore.
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