Cough-cursing

What is Cough-cursing?


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when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.

cough-cursing:

harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!

paul:really why do you think that?

harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.

paul:what's her name again?

harry:jackie.

paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?

harry:yeah why?

paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!

harry:what!!i'm dumping her.

paul:shush here she comes now.

jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?

the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.

jackie:ahh boys and their sports.

harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer

jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation

paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.

*coughs*hoe.

jackie:boy that's on loud hack.

both:oh and jackie.

jackie:yes?

both:never cheat on two best budds.

jackie:oh well it lasted a while.

paul:get out of my house.

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