Couglet

What is Couglet?


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A woman who, while not yet old enough to classify as a "cougar", feeds, vampire-like, off of youth culture and tries to surround herself with young people. This woman is a future cougar.

Did you see how Briana's mom tries to hang out with her so much. She thinks shes still 18. It's kinda creepy and sad...

Ugh, yeah...shes such a couglet. She'd be hot if she weren't trying so hard

See cougar, vampire, forever 21, vanity, delusion


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