Could

What is Could?

A person with whom you 'could' have sex but don't want to. i.e it is physically possible.

One stage lower than a 'would', two stages lower than a 'good' but one higher than a 'dud'.

John - "What is the Good, Would, Could, Dud status of your new class mate?

Dave - "2 goods, 4 woulds, 3 coulds and 2 duds. Not bad really"

Rev Tolstoy - "How is the new choir leader Deacon Johnson?"

Deacon Johnson - "Well I could I suppose but I'd have to be fucking pissed"

See would, shag, slut, double bagger, ugly

Zittled

1. To be riddled with zits. The term is a portmanteau of the words "riddled" and "zits." The photo studio had to phot..

Well, Bobcat My Nuts!

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..

Bobko

1. One who is extremley suss and wants some lovin' from anyone who's slightly interested. Man that guy is SUCH a bobko.. see the..

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