Could

What is Could?

A person with whom you 'could' have sex but don't want to. i.e it is physically possible.

One stage lower than a 'would', two stages lower than a 'good' but one higher than a 'dud'.

John - "What is the Good, Would, Could, Dud status of your new class mate?

Dave - "2 goods, 4 woulds, 3 coulds and 2 duds. Not bad really"

Rev Tolstoy - "How is the new choir leader Deacon Johnson?"

Deacon Johnson - "Well I could I suppose but I'd have to be fucking pissed"

See would, shag, slut, double bagger, ugly

Yakapotomus

1. Somebody who has had too much alcohol and proceeds to vomit, or "yak." Plural- Yakapotomi (Yak-a-pot-uh-my) "Yo, I heard..

R.a.t.s.

1. Rectally Aquired Tiny Scratches. This is the syndrome one aquires from activities such as gerbil stuffing, a la Richard Gere. See also L..

Joont

1. Anything you need it to be. Can either be used as a noun or adjective. a) Shelly, shove that cock right up her JOONT. b) I'm goin..

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