What is Council Bluffs?
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The entire size of this town could fit into North Omaha. The perfect, "Once you cross the Railroad tracks" town where most people dont understand there is some nice areas to it, but no one typically drives past the gridlock west end of town. Our crime is a hell of a lot lower than omaha, but everyone goes to the Big O on the weekends because there is nothing here to do that you cant do that plus some more, besides strip clubs.
Council Bluffs be the shit yo. We gots crazy ass strip joints and cheaper beer. Other than that nothing is here.
2.
A dirty white trash place on the other side of the Missouri River from Omaha. Known also as 'the leech town', it trys to suck it's fame off of Omaha. Home of trailer parks, crappy truck stops, and mulleted people who let their kids play with thier toys in the front lawn in thier diapers. See also 'Counciltucky'.
Ew! What's that smell? Oh, it must be Council Bluffs.
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3.
Fuck you bitch, first off get your shit strait, and go suck a dick because your a fag in womans clothing. Loose your balls before you diss a town that you've only been to once to suck the Mayors cock.
we make meth labs bitch
