What is Council Cocktail?
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Cheap cocktails that you get while out on the piss in town, usually of poor standard
Customer: "I'll have a council cocktail please"
Barkeep: "Will vodka red bull be ok?"
Customer: "Definitely!"
Barkeep: "Safe"
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When you pick at your toe nails when they are long enough to get a peice that looks like a quarter moon.
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