What is Council Facelift?
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a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression
a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox
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the pieces of (usually green) shit that hangs from your nose causing great distress(dangleboggies). can cause an un-etractive wipe and l..