What is Council Gold?
1.
A particularly garish yellow-gold jewellery favoured by chavs, pikeys and viewers of The Jeremy Kyle Show - thick hooped earrings, sovereign rings and tongue studs in particular. See the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos.
Middle class university student 1 on bus: "See that girl pushing that pram, eating a box of KFC, with her fat belly sticking out and tattooes everywhere...."
Middle class university student 2 on bus: "Yup"
Middle class university student 1 on bus: "Bet her clit's pierced with council gold.."
See
Random Words:
1.
To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.
"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I t..
