What is Council Gold?
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A particularly garish yellow-gold jewellery favoured by chavs, pikeys and viewers of The Jeremy Kyle Show - thick hooped earrings, sovereign rings and tongue studs in particular. See the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos.
Middle class university student 1 on bus: "See that girl pushing that pram, eating a box of KFC, with her fat belly sticking out and tattooes everywhere...."
Middle class university student 2 on bus: "Yup"
Middle class university student 1 on bus: "Bet her clit's pierced with council gold.."
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(v) the act of inserting one's penis into someone's ear for sexual arousal.
A: Dude, she's got massive ears.
B: Yeah ma..
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the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or..
