Council Gold

What is Council Gold?


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A particularly garish yellow-gold jewellery favoured by chavs, pikeys and viewers of The Jeremy Kyle Show - thick hooped earrings, sovereign rings and tongue studs in particular. See the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos.

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "See that girl pushing that pram, eating a box of KFC, with her fat belly sticking out and tattooes everywhere...."

Middle class university student 2 on bus: "Yup"

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "Bet her clit's pierced with council gold.."

See chavs, bling


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