Council Sex

What is Council Sex?


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A random one-off night of rough, drunken sex with a stranger, often outside in an alley or car park, which results in:

1. (for women) - you falling pregnant

2. (for men)- you being presented with a baby 9 months later; you being confronted by a teenager 18 years later claiming to be your offspring

3. (for both men and women)- you contracting one or more STDs

4. all of the above

Hungover university student 1: "Jesus I feel rough - think I ended up having council sex outside the union..."

Hungover university student 2: "I'd get myself down the family planning clinic if I was you."

See one night stand, slag, sex job


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