What is Council Sex?
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A random one-off night of rough, drunken sex with a stranger, often outside in an alley or car park, which results in:
1. (for women) - you falling pregnant
2. (for men)- you being presented with a baby 9 months later; you being confronted by a teenager 18 years later claiming to be your offspring
3. (for both men and women)- you contracting one or more STDs
4. all of the above
Hungover university student 1: "Jesus I feel rough - think I ended up having council sex outside the union..."
Hungover university student 2: "I'd get myself down the family planning clinic if I was you."
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Random Words:
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1. The cock of a male chicken. Therefore, the cock of the cock. The rooster's dick and balls.
2. The female chicken's (hen)..
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to take with out asking permission.
Are you a winner or a loser? If you are a winner you will go ahead and Uncle Jack that last piece o..
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nipples, TITTIES!!!!!!!! there needs to be more words for nipples......
"My lamantocks are hard!!"
See nipple, nipples, tit,..
