Count Ceiling Tiles

What is Count Ceiling Tiles?

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

See tetris, flat, one, ass, out, cold, looking, up

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