Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

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1. when japanese people get together for a masturbatingritual this is called a jasterbate. "dude he tried to get me in his jasterbate..

Cantry

1. One who's never to blame but always at fault. Dude, i was way too distracted today, i totally pulled a cantry and didn't get ..

Double D Ebony

1. the delicious chocolate snack the ding dong. "yo B- rian wanna come over to my house after school?" "No your house sm..

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