Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

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1. An alternative word or abbreviation for facebook. Initially coined as an illustration of the usage of the term random, it became popula..

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1. When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship. Last night s..

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1. Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group o..

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