Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

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Doing A Yoko

1. Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself. "I see Victoria Beckh..

Toledo Trout

1. A turd floating in the Maumee River near the Docks. This last July 4th, I was enjoying the fire works along the Maumee River; when I sa..

E.a.f.f.j.

1. Acronym for Eat A Fetus For Jesus I get horny and make God happy when I E.A.F.F.J...

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