Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

See chalkasian, pasty, cracker, whitey, chalky, geek, nerd, hermit, sad

Jetered

1. To be "forever dumped" by one's significant other, friend or partner, which basically means that the "dumpee" i..

Twitcrastinate

1. Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter. I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few..

Zesty Robusto

1. a synthetically engineered thick red "sauce" creaded by the supposed "Papa Johns" to add flavor to their "pizz..

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