Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

See chalkasian, pasty, cracker, whitey, chalky, geek, nerd, hermit, sad

Shaftophobia

1. Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes. Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' car..

Nerdscape

1. Browser-based MMORPG that costs money to play when it really shouldn't (nor should any online game for that matter). Haven of nerds..

Zacharius

1. A male who's original name is Zachary. This person tends to be very boring, but is a very nice person. Shawn: Entertain me! Zach..

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