Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

See chalkasian, pasty, cracker, whitey, chalky, geek, nerd, hermit, sad

Krasexual

1. sexual orientation in which a deep, almost exclusive sexual attraction to actor John Krasinski is had, regardless of one's own sexu..

Luxor

1. A sex act in which a female is on her knees as she pleasures four males simultaneously; one vaginally/anally, one orally and two manuall..

Mudblowing

1. like snowblowing, but ... muddier woman eats out man's ass, then makes out with man, without cleaning out her mouth..

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