Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

See chalkasian, pasty, cracker, whitey, chalky, geek, nerd, hermit, sad

Muttin Dagger

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W.w.r.g.d

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Less-lifer

1. Someone who plays computer games and is on a good way to become a no-lifer. Someone who has not yet surpassed the level of a no-lifer. ..

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