Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

See chalkasian, pasty, cracker, whitey, chalky, geek, nerd, hermit, sad

Level 2 Wizard

1. To describe one's sexual prowess and knowledge of/ability to perform tricks A: The sex was terrible because s/he's only a lev..

Zatarain

1. is that rightto question I got a new car today. Person responds by saying zatarain. See liars, falsifier, trickster..

Nogtard's Tongue

1. The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population ..

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