Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

See chalkasian, pasty, cracker, whitey, chalky, geek, nerd, hermit, sad

Zornberg

1. 1. A p.i.m.p. 2. Mayor Bloomberg's identical cousin 3. Another word for a joint 1. Nigga you look like a zornberg with that suit..

Gump Eye

1. A female phenomenon, exhibited by puffy eyes after the viewing of such emotional chick flicks as Forrest Gump or Sleepless in Seattle. ..

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle

1. Same thing as spanking it and whackin' it! Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle. See jerki..

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