Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

See chalkasian, pasty, cracker, whitey, chalky, geek, nerd, hermit, sad

Futi

1. A surprise attack to someones rectal area with a wooden stick. I was sitting in class when all of a sudden, John gave me a futi with hi..

Faty

1. A morbidly obese person. TEH FATY IS MADE OF HAM. See fatty, ham, obese, fat..

Phlochte

1. Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. "Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Ph..

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