Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

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Kron-chop

1. n. to get hit in the face karate-style with a labia. also known as the "female teabag". effective as a finishing move. Karen..

You're My Favorite

1. you are the person who i care about the most, who i love to be with and talk to, the person who makes me smile, and you are mine aw, ba..

Jizzum Sandwich

1. a sandwich with a minimum of two oz. of jizz. preferably on a ticket received from the fuzz. Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to s..

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