Count Chalkula

What is Count Chalkula?

Someone in serious need of a tan, like a total comp hermit.

Hey we're headin off 2 the beach. Count Chalkula u in?

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Chuckledick

1. Worse than "just a dick" (as in an idiot, or an asshole). He flicked bugs on me while we were camping. Haven is such a chuckl..

Zerbert

1. creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound. Wanna hear..

Shadwicking

1. A generally bro rape which involves roofies and the thrusting of the pelvis. "Oh man, my ass hurts." "Yeah, I was total..

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