What is Count Cockula?
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When a a girl/guy is fucking another girl/guy and an accident occurs in the process of oral or penitration where an amount of blood eminates from said persons genitils/other body part.
"Did you hear what happened to (said chick)?!"
"Yeah I heard she was giving (said guy) a blowjob and his dick started to bleed!"
"Dude she's such a count cockula!"
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West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.
She was a looker ..
