What is Count Crapula?
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A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.
Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!
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Vampiric Faeces
"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"
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Cooked chicken that is spun on a morbid ferris wheel, full of other chickens.
Mitch Hedberg: I love dizzy chickens, usually with a side..
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A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
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A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.
Compare to nigger knockerand whitey whacker..
