Count Crapula

What is Count Crapula?

A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.

Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?

Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

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Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

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