What is Count Deg?
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A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.
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Screwing a customer both professionally and physically.
So what we'll need to do is get your paystubs, W2's, credit card info..