What is Count Deg?
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A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.
Count Deg is the best party host I know.
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A state of total inebriation. Derived from an episode of Brass Eye.
*I was quadrospazzed last night*
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A person who spends all their money ordering shit on QVC and then returning it.
I was horrified when I saw that aunt Mary spent over a ..
