Count Dracula

What is Count Dracula?


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When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.

My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula

See cum, blood, period, go down, vagina, eat out


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