Count Duku

What is Count Duku?


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a key conspirator in one of those lame new star wars movies. OR: yet another word for a mad huge dump.

dude 1: DUDE i gotta go drop a mad count duku!! prepare your escape pod now!!

dudde2: dude thats totaly gross

five minutes later...

dude 1: I JUST DROPPED A MOST INSIDIOUS COUNT DUKU! THE CLONE WARS HAVE MOST CERTAINLY BEGUN! PROTECT THE HIGH COUNCIL, A MYSTERIOUS STENCH COVERS THE LAND!

dude 2: your'e taking this way too far dude

dude 1: SHUT UP BEFORE I DEPLOY THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i AM dude 1, your are dude 2.

dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!

dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your penis in a knot!

dude 2: OH YEAH!? well i don't have a penis!

dude 1:...well...i guess you win.


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