Count Fagula

What is Count Fagula?


1.

The name for someone who wears black clothes, cross ornaments, lipstick, fake teeth, and describes themselves as vampires; most likely homosexuals.

Jim:I just bought this outfit from Hot Topic!

Joe: Nice work Count Fagula.

See fag, vampire, gay, homosexual, bastard

2.

One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.

Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.

Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.

See freak, loser, vampire, vampyre, fagula


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