What is Count Five?
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A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool
Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?
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When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nige..
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A stupid fatboy's fav' joke.
-Hey bro, dya know about French Victory?
-Hmm, let me guess, Indian natives genocide? The Bay P..
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You are getting your dick sucked for at least one hour straight then when ur about to cum u just dont u hold it in and tell ur girl fuck..
