What is Count Gralen?
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a guy that goes down on a girl experiencing a particularly bloody period, leaving his face and hands dripping with blood...thus resembling a vampire with no dignity
he turned into count gralen last night after doing too much scomp and drinking 20 beers and ended up in that nasty bleeding slut's room. i bet he loved it.
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Any mall with a different mix of stores catering to a ghetto clientele. Also a poor representation of mainstream retailers.
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The ultimate midsize Irish designer dog. Kicks Irish Setter ass! Started by Ozzie Nelson (the vet) by artificially inseminating a fema..
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When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.
Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.
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