What is Count Gralen?
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a guy that goes down on a girl experiencing a particularly bloody period, leaving his face and hands dripping with blood...thus resembling a vampire with no dignity
he turned into count gralen last night after doing too much scomp and drinking 20 beers and ended up in that nasty bleeding slut's room. i bet he loved it.
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(verb) The act of masturbating to one of John Basedow's many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or buttex region while..