What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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Place that sell a whole lotta shit but mainly known for the clothes. They sell some good quality shit for crazy low prices. Its 99 perce..
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A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.
People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high doucheb..
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putting a match to a cows arse when is about to fart then stand back and admire the your just work as the cows explodes.
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