What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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pronounced wombat, stands for "wetting my bed all the time"
I went through a period of w.m.b.a.t.t. untill i was 13!
See wom..
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The guitarist & singer for the Melvins, the heaviest band ever. Known for his big, awesome hair.
Buzz Osbourne has the coolest hai..
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To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas
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