What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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The pillow fluffer is when one is at a party and lifts the pillow out of the freshly made hosts bed to take a dump down the underside of..
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Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.
"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
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When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get pai..
