Count Michael

What is Count Michael?


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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")

He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.


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