What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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one who punishes the vagina.
boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.
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Meaning the most Sexiest being ever! the best sex god ever! with a huge penis!
man that boy over there is such a Ralph Gagliardi!....
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