What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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the opposite of chill, not chill or not cool
small titties are oppo-chill.
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when a girl stands on her hands and someone poors melted cheese into her vagina, then eats it with a spoon.
Willie ate your mom's ..