What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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Just before you start fucking a girl she asks if you have a condomn and you say yeah, so you fuck her in the dark and when she gets done..
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A planned event, or task which is never completed.
That idea of your's will never happen. Such a Jakub Plan.
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