What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.
Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the fi..
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1. Slang word for colorful makers.
2. colorful felt-tip markers
Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!&q..
