What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
Random Words:
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Kick ass sex; Makez u want more of it; Discribes how sex was to you(very addicting)
Last night was orgyriffick or Ur ass looks orgyriff..
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To be the recipient of anal sex.
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To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).
Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a hu..
