What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
Random Words:
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when ones asshole friend stops you from gettin pootytang
the two china bitches booty blocked my hot mexican poon!
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hi mike! you&apo..
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mmmmmmmm..... cheese.....
phillip loves the glowing cow!..
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Static InvertedSide Flip 180.
Dave does a Zombie Flip.
Bunny: Wow, how did you do that...
Dave: whaa?
Bunny: You ok?
Dave falls ove..
