What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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A pet name for the female breasts
I love to bury my head in your fluffy love sacks
See tatas, tits, breasts, jugs, titties, boobies, k..
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A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly swit..
