What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).
The Ethiopian Eye Drop gave Mary gonorrh..
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Masturbating and pulling back the penis while tea-bagging your partner. Then as you orgasm you let your penis flop down striking the per..
