What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
Random Words:
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The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.
He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.
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Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."
Company missi..
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a club in which members are necrophiliacs. a parody on the mile high club.
Hey, I just joined the 6 feet under club!
Well that explain..
