What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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An omnipresent type of radiation.
It has not yet been discovered what causes this radiation, if something actually causes it.
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Crying and masturbating at the same time.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.
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