What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
Random Words:
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a large sweaty man dick.
my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)..
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when a guy is fingering a girl and then pulls out, makes a fist, punches her in the taint, lifts her up with his fist in her vagina, and..
