What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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to participate in all out retarded crazy making out / sex
"Dude, did you see B.Role and Kelly on New Years? They were freakin&apos..
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When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes ..
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Man with very large penis
also donkey dick
;)
Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse..
