What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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When a guy nuts in a bitches hair then quickly twist it up resembling a dread lock.
She wanted my money to get her hair did, i told her..
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Boobs that point/droop east and west rather than forward, in somewhat of a manboobyish manner.
Teri Hatcher has easty-westies, while Um..
