What is Count Michael?
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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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The act of shitting on a womans neck, and leaving it there until it hardens and crusts.
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When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face.
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