What is Count Scroggula?
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An Eastern European nobleman known for his supernatural scrogging abilities.
Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
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Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.
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