What is Count Spunkula?
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The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.
A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?
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A measure of time. Meaning half of a clock tick, more precisely, half a second. Not to be used literally, more to indicate quickness.
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Getting an instant erection when summer vacation begins
Adam got an summerection when the school bell rung and summer vacation began
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