Count Spunkula

What is Count Spunkula?


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The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.

A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?

See vampire, incubus, succubus, spunk


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