Countard

What is Countard?

An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.

I went over to the Dunkin Donuts and the countard over there couldn't even get my order right!

See noun, retard

Jpfr

1. Just Plain Fuckin' Retarded That cat just drools and purrs. It's a bit JPFR, isn't it? See retarded, stupid, dumb, idio..

Bulsh

1. Short for bullshit. It combines the words bull (dropping an 'l') and the short form of shit (shi) into a single syllable word ..

Ereption

1. An ejaculation occurring while the penis is not erect. This often catches the male off guard and makes a horrible mess Shit, I didn&apo..

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