Counter Critters

What is Counter Critters?

The people that sit at the counter in the resturant

waitress: those counter critters are losers.

other waitress: you got that right, they have no life

See loser, dweeb, geek, dick, anus

Quintuple Standard

1. 5 to 1 ratio. A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia...

Zucek

1. You weigh in at over 250, smell of a sweaty asscrack and still think you can get all the hot chicks, even though they're all out of..

Yummy Yumpkins

1. The ultimate yum. A yum in which your taste buds explode in pure orgasmic enjoyment. That cookie dough ice cream was yummy yumpkins for..

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