Counter Monkey

What is Counter Monkey?

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!

Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

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Cristina Wiley

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Zambuki

1. coffee with alcohol in it Damnit Trev, i had 13 zambukis and was fucked over...big time See alcohol, coffee, booze, shit-faced, tasty..

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