Counter Monkey

What is Counter Monkey?

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!

Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

See Val

Jenvid

1. The amazingness that is the coupling of Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer. They have the best onscreen and offscreen chemistry, and i..

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

1. Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction! Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda? Guy2: Yeah,..

Tittytwister

1. the act of twisting someone's nipple severly enough to sometimes leave bruises or marks around the nipple. often followed by scream..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Counter Monkey Edit Meaning