Counter Monkey

What is Counter Monkey?

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!

Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

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Zapoc

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Cunt-slap

1. The racaus applause your balls make against her cunt when your banging her bare ass as fast as possible. 2. To slap the clitorous with..

Feardie

1. A timid twat. ya big feardie..... jsut ring them back and ask what the fook they want..

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