Counter Monkey

What is Counter Monkey?

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!

Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

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Skimmin

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1. waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today. Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like s..

Jholley

1. A name for ass hole pounding given to a homosexual young boy Wow pat! that jholley must of hurt john bad, he's still limping. See..

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