Counter Monkey

What is Counter Monkey?

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!

Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

See Val

Techno Tyke

1. A small or young child that has the latest in technology, i.e BlackBerry, PS3, X-Box 360 and at the same time seen too young to own or f..

Lampkin

1. The act of oral sex performed on a man, by a man while defecating. Similar to a lumpkin, but not given by a woman. Joe got a lampkin ..

Zomgloflwaffle

1. The way of over laughing. but not laughing too loud so that the pancake wakes up. dude1: So i was like cooking a pancake dude2: yo mum..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Counter Monkey Edit Meaning