Counter Monkey

What is Counter Monkey?

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!

Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

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Monster Cawk Slapped

1. When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex. Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl See cawk, sla..

Maldives

1. Islands south of India(I think) that are fucking BEAUTIFUL... I had my honeymoon at the maldives...

Yeppity

1. Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself Feeling good? Yep..

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