What is Countess Casavajones?
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also referred to simply as countess, casa is a woman that enjoys the simple things in life: churro-ing her hair, blowing kisses at strangers, collecting zoos, chess tournaments where she plays herself, being followed around with a parasol, eating salmon from the silver dish they used in the Shiba cat food commercials, talking down to people, charity work, painting the town red, and force-cuddling dink.
One time at customs, they asked Countess Casavajones for her passport. She laughed, threw boiling hot tar on them, screamed do you know who i am, and left.
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This word is used as a greeting to anyone, esp. frinds.
"Shamo, Mother Fucker!"
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The Way Things Are Done:
Start with 5 monkeys locked in a cage.
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A small cloud of imaginary insects that viciously attack the anus after consuming a particularly potent curry.
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