What is Counting The Ballroom Chairs?
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A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
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to give congratulations via a blow job.
Ted got the promotion, so Stacy thought some congratulattio was in order.
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Shorthand phrase for "In the butt, no babies," referring to the use of anal sex as contraceptive.
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