What is Counting The Ballroom Chairs?


1.

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.

<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.

<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!

<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

See Kenny


98

Random Words:

1. A young, adventurous lesbian. They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey...
1. To send a reply text message. "Did Bri get your text?" "Yeah, she reciprotexted five minutes ago." See text, mess..
1. An unpleasant or common and boring colour of brown, in reference to eye colour, hair colour, or just the colour brown. Commonly used am..