What is Counting The Ballroom Chairs?
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A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
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The impending doom-scenario which will enact itself as the Swine Flu spreads across the world.
"Been coughing my fucking lungs out..
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When someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend wants phone sex from someone not their boyfriend/girlfriend
Friend: I'm not even his girl..
