What is Counting The Ballroom Chairs?


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A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.

<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.

<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!

<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

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