Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Bak

1. Bak is an internet accronmym for back at keyboard. <person1> were are you? <person2> I were afk, but now Im bak. See back..

Inning

1. 3 strike outs in a row. OMFG, I can't believe he did a whole inning. See strike out, strikeout, inning, chug, beer, shot, bong, j..

Imladris

1. Called Rivendell a haven of the elves in west middle earth whose lord is Elrond "Rivendell is called Imladris in the elven tongue...

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