Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

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Bibliosexual

1. Noun. (Bib-lee-o-sex-u-al) A bookworm. Someone who is so absorbed in books and literature that they have no time for socialization and a..

Klineh

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Smigrod

1. a slimmy rod or your junk after a particularly wet blow or a post-jizz penis I put my smigrod in that bitch's face See Francisco..

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