Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

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Nothing Is Impossible

1. The most flaccidstatement in all of history. It is scientifically impossible to fit more ridiculous into three fucking words. "Wai..

Heroage

1. the doing of a heroic act Amy and AP received awards for heroage after robbing a bank and giving back the money. See heroage, hero, he..

Retrofade

1. One whos glory has faded, long ago Retrofad at bsf..

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