Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Ass Cork

1. a homos penis,or any other object that can block an anus. BEN!get that ass cork out of my anus i need to fart See asscork, ass plug..

Jamais Vu

1. Looking at something/someone you're familiar with, but having a memory of it, and no recollection of it. Everyone you know is someh..

Hoolihoo

1. A hooker who works to pay for her crack-cocaine addiction. A crackwhore. That hoolihoo wanted to suck me off so she could pay for her c..

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