Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Zarm

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Natalee

1. a nice, pretty girl. usually very smart & has a big butt. sweet unless you mess with her. sticks out her tongue alot. not a slut. no..

Underquote

1. A gesture involving air quotesperformed in an underhanded fashion used to covertly suggest sexual innuendos in a normal conversation. I..

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