Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

One Sided Backwards Ass Fuck

1. a person who is one sided and is completely wrong Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on See one, ..

Fat Off Meat Head

1. a person with an extraordinarally large cranium, or of an unusual shape me. look at that fat off meat head!!! liam. :( leave me alone..

Klingon Bird Of Prey

1. When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker. Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve..

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