Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Heygahoi

1. Formal greeting with the same meaning of "hi" Heygahoi! How are you doing? See hello, hi, whats up, hey you, hey..

M00ged

1. When a gamer has been banned from a server for no other reason than that another player constantly whines, moans and complains about the..

Nif

1. when something is really cool, awesome, or interesting oh my god that is so nif 2. short for the word nifty omg, those shoes are so ..

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