Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Deefodge

1. Neither a noun nor a verb, "Deefodge" is everything whilst remaining nothing. "/y Deefodge" "/y Deefodge"..

Ewwie

1. Gross, nasty, disturbing, horrendous, in the gay form. OMG SPIDER! EWWWWWWWIEE!! Your penis has a mole on it! Ewwie! See ewwie, ew, ..

W.m.

1. 1. A Woman Marine. 2. A Wookie Monster, like Chubacca. 3. A Walking Mattress. That W.M. is a nasty slutt...

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