Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

J-spec

1. literally stands for Japanese Spec -Parts that are domestic to the country of Japan -Also referred to as JDM Person 1"that bumpe..

Zipper Trout

1. Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof. Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max..

Kurt Cobains

1. Suicide doors on your whip Ey son, you peep Snoopy's new Kurt Cobains on his llac? See whip, hyphy, snoopy, yaddada..

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