Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

United Penile Service

1. Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide. Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Ser..

Digital Pimp

1. A computer geek/enginNerd who spends his life hooking up with fatties on Matchmaker sites, the bragging to his co-workers about it. Ste..

W/e

1. slang or abbrv. for whatever Ok u know what..stop messin with me..forget it...w/e! 2. A slang used by fucktards who don't want t..

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