Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

On The Curb

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Ignorepod

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Unnuendo

1. Something which sounds like an innuendo, but isn't. Guy: "...and then he fixed my carburetor!" Guy 2: "Heh, I bet ..

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