Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Oh Poo

1. a dislike of a certain situation oh poo! i forgot to turn the oven off. See poo, shit, oh, shitty, poos..

Manpony

1. A boy with hair tied up in a pony tail. John: Oh man, check out that manpony over there! Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! ..

E-pants

1. What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a..

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