Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Ac-dec

1. It's cooler than your Mom...twice...with soap!! A team of ten children who slack off all year then go to competition where their o..

O Fucker, Where Art Thou?

1. 1. When you're bored and realise you might as well get off your ass and go look for your asshole friend. 2. Something to ask your ..

Fo Sugadat

1. similar to for sure, for real and definately do you think this gucci bag is tight? fo sugadat! See damsel..

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