Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Nardrs

1. People who do things to get attention and attrack people, dorks or show offs Look at the nardrs with the short mohawks! See nardrs, na..

W.i.a.

1. Well Intentioned Asshole I think you're pretty smart But you act like such a jerk, I can't stand your fake rebellion misd..

Zompkin

1. The act of giving a blumpkinto a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie. Guy: What's wrong?! Girl: Well, I thought I was g..

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