Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

[moanercize]

1. Sexual intercourse, usually involving at least one person who has a constant gurgling moan in his or her throat. Talon spent hours tryi..

Pong

1. Intricate drinking game involving beer cups set up in particular formations on rectangular pieces of wood (which resemble ping-pong tabl..

Oy Vas Mir

1. Yiddish for "Woe is me" see Oy vey Oy vas mir, I have to finish that paper for tomorrow and I thought it was for next week !..

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