Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

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[i'm Just Sayin]

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You Won't Though

1. Term that can be used when one in opposition makes almost any kind of threat. "Imma beat your ass in like two." "You wo..

In Like Flynt

1. When a woman has surrendered her dignity to you, and you are able to penetrate any of her oraficies without having to buy her dinner. S..

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