Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

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Cabeese

1. joking slang for multiple railroad cabooses Goose is to geese as caboose is to cabeese See crummy, hack, bobber..

Jackulable

1. to be jacked or have potential to be jacked or jacking. were the jewels jackulable? See dinosaurs, complacent, whore, jealousy, bread,..

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