Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Qfnr

1. Quoted For No Reason. most used in internet public forums. _______________________________ First forum poster: Woah I like pie and b..

I Tell You What

1. chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat crypti..

Cotchins

1. Greeting, as in "Hello" Cotchins! (a way of greeting someone in a gleeful way)..

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