Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

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Crain

1. Using one's credit to make it rain. Did you see Murph Dog last night at the club? Boy was making it straight rain! That was crai..

River Monkey

1. an but fucking wetback i kiked that river monkeys ass..

Ignent

1. 1. A southern mispronunciation of ignorant. 2. Meaning extremly stupid in southren terms. 1. You ignent fool! 2. Yall so ignent,..

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