Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Nymph

1. 1. a young, usually slim and slightly-built female, considered sexually desirable; 2. if short for nympho or nymphomaniac : a woman wh..

Ho Up

1. When a larger than usual group of people cram together in a confined space. Hotel - as I understand it, Sarah booked a 2 bedroom that h..

Samagasm

1. An exceptionally wonderful orgasm given or received by a person named Samantha. Yeah it was more than an orgasm, it was a samagasm. Se..

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