Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Volcon

1. Its like the shocker but you use two in the stink. So, 2 in the meat 2 in the ass and 1 on the clit. I was shocking your mom last night..

Zaww

1. Zaww, is in Aww, or aw. It means it has affection, other then saying awwwwwwwwwwwwww! Person 1: (posts a picture of a kitten) Person 2..

Lasorienddappque

1. spanish street slang for "wooly mammoth" "yo momma so big she looks like a lasorienddappque!" See fat person, ice ..

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