Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

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Will"ing

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Gashflash

1. flashing ones female sexual organs for a considerable amount of money or just attention. mainly attention of cameras/paparazzi. OMG bri..

Elongitudinalizeated

1. Verb(past tense) used to describe something that has been irrationally or unnaturally lengthened against all logical reason and sense. ..

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