Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Murphybrown

1. A skidmark that is caused by a murph (underwear riding up the buttocks) "Dude, I have a murphybrown after dancing all night."..

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Epuchny

1. A word to describe a typo that is in no way recognisable to the intended word. "I really epuchnied that one." "Oh, what..

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