Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Zenereon

1. The greatest person ever. Zenereon is my god and I wish to be him...

Poopa Scoopa

1. Another name for anal sex. Hey dont be doing the poopa scoopa, it might lead to bad memories See poop, scoop, turd, sex, anal..

Dope Sauce

1. The epitome of cool, one who is dope sauce slides with ease through daily problems That Jordan dunk was pure dope sauce..

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