Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Yerblog

1. Yerblog is something you say to someone when you want to piss them off very badly, and make sure they dont make fun of you for atleast a..

1. What old people think the Wii is called. Dumb old lady @ Gamestop: Do you have any W2's in stock? See wii, video game, nintendo, ..

Automatic Meal

1. eating out; a meal you don't have to cook When you live in Wicker Park, it's too expensive to have automatic meals all the ti..

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