Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Ustabeabletacould

1. When you once were able to do something, but now you are not able to do it. I ustabeabletacould do the splits, but now I can't. S..

Obnoxification

1. The act of being overly obnoxious as a response to those who are being obnoxious to you. person A: time share salesman approaches perso..

Manogamy

1. The art of being faithful to your husband/wife and not flirting with people of the opposite sex. The bloke wasn't very good at man..

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