Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Iats

1. Stands for: I'm about to slit "Stfu emo" "STFU IATS" See iats, slit, emo..

Verbusive

1. To be verbally abusive. Classic verbusive dialogue (from Full Metal Jacket): Sgt. Hartman: "How tall are you, private?" Pri..

Rejuvenomics

1. The science of anti-aging and life extension. BOYFRIEND:"Your mom has aged quite gracefully." GIRLFRIEND:"She re-marrie..

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