Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Final Expenses

1. A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to som..

Lav

1. Love. See <3. I lav j00 <3 2. A lion. Also a type of beer. Eno ga tamo lav! Bezi odavde! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Lav pivo! See lion..

Vexile

1. The act of exiling your roomate due to his or her constant, often projectile vomitting.Heavily related to the word sexile, heavily linke..

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