Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

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Z1g

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Shers

1. To have a wank, larrup, masturbate, tug, yank, pull,jack off,play with ones self,self sex The young man was having a 'shers' ..

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