Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Zoltaneering

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Long Sleeve Shorts

1. Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc. "Are you going to wear shorts today?" "Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to ..

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