Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Zurilyan

1. One who ingests infants Ronald McDonald, the leader of the Mcdonalds corporation, is a Zurilyan, he draws his powers from ingesting inf..

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

Qeeze

1. A boy that cannot get it up, or one so gay, he can't even begin to try. Jen and Bethany were very dissappointed with their qeezes...

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