Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Pippy Longstockings

1. A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks. Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way. See Yo Mamma..

Gumple

1. Urku Look at that Urku gumplin around, bein a Gumple. See gumple, wok, nig, bro 2. a very fat person with lots of acne wow look at ..

Uso Shot

1. A perpetually flowing sot, in which the drinker chugs hard alcohol, while his drunk friends count and chant WE OVER HERE GETTIN LOADED! ..

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