Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Quoz

1. slang for quality, a cockney term for something good. usually accompanied with a hand action of slaping ur index finger against the stat..

Short Hair

1. The type of hair that beats long hair. Also, the tripfag Onayano from /a/ likes it. Short hair is superior to long hair See shrt, hai..

Rifks

1. a stupid way to say rofl , which got created by miss-typing rofl A:Dude that server owns!!!1 B:Rifks dude! B:Rofls* See rifks, rofl,..

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