Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Quivering Colon

1. A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of yo..

Dispizination

1. to have the hate for certain or particular things and/or objects I have a dispizination for eggs. Jim: Hey Drew, do you like this bran..

Jablows

1. REALLY blows,more than normal "blows" "hey chuck, how is your homework going??" "it friggin jablows"..

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