Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Asstivity

1. Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming. That "Gilligan..

Gray Girl

1. As used by Too $hort a white woman who has sexual relations with a black male. Quote from "So International" "We knocked..

Pussitül

1. A person who has just clearly demonstrated qualities of both a pussy, and a tool. As in, "What the fuck is the matter with you? Yo..

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