Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Swiss Rodeo

1. When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for. ..

Jawapro

1. a froody big computer geek. Often, they live in launceston. Hey, jawapro is here!..

Ejerkulation

1. the act of ejaculation due to masturbation Ejerkulation is a totally natural thing. See lol, sex, jerking, off, dick..

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