Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

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Brookish

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W00sh

1. A feeling that goes beyond happiness, bliss, ecstasy, nirvana, etc. Portia makes Austin feel w00sh. See w00sh, woosh, bliss, happiness..

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