Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Pisstickets

1. slang for the external female genitalia, labia majora She had a wonderful set of pisstickets on her. See pisstickets, piss tickets, pi..

Ehnus

1. A Canadian Asshole, obviously Jean Chretien, he's an ehnus. See canadians, assholes, anal leakage, ehnus..

I Really Do Still Respect Females!

1. This is what is commonly known as "a lie". Male: I really Do still respect Females! Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie! ..

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