Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Derdwing

1. v. intr. To derdwing v.. tr. to derdwing with derdwings n. 1. of or belonging to the class of derdwing adj. Derdwinger, derdwingest, ..

Africasion

1. 1. Commonly known as a person who is an offspring of one African person and one Caucasian person. May also be African and Asian, but nev..

Homofagulous

1. 1. Extremely homoerotic, queer, or extraneously faggot-like. 2. Expression of surprise of disappointment in response to an unforeseen c..

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