Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Dick-shit

1. someone who does something really stupid i cannot beleive you did that you dick-shit 2. An insult. Extra great because not only is i..

Bunkathunk

1. Someone who has a "nice ass". "She is bunkathunk"..

Connects

1. (noun) short form of the word connections Dan has major connects back East where he grew up. See connects, connections, allies, abili..

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