Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Dank The Doody

1. When you have your girlfriend/wife in doggystyle position. You then proceed to make your tongue stiff. Then take your tongue, and thrust..

I Heard Most Kids

1. Phrase of sarcasm used to indicate feelings of disagreement or doubt with the actions of another. I heard most kids listen to Lisa Loeb..

Zeus 'em

1. an annihilation, or overkill. usually used in video games. The n00b killed you; Zeus 'em! See overkill, annihilation, death..

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