Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Push Up Night

1. A weekend night which u cannot go out due to unforseen circumstances...so instead of wasting your night indoors you do pushups or sumthi..

O2ez

1. Doing something that is just so easy it took no skill at all. (oh-to-easy) Man, jackin my neigbors stereo system was o2ez. See o2ez, e..

Cibelly

1. to laugh uncontrolablly for long periods of time. sounding much like a giggling chipmunk or a DJ scratching a record. oohh shes got the..

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