Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

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Ferka

1. someone who is being really naughty, or annoying. or basically a real twat or a situation that hasnt gone too well "why you littl..

Jurk

1. 1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day! 2. ..

Zutto

1. "Forever" or "Always" when translated from Japanese. "Aishite imasu, zutto zutto, koishii." translation:..

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