Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Co-sign

1. To agree with. This term is mostly used on message boards. User1: DAMN! J.Lo gotta fat ass! User2: Co-Sign 2. 1. Slang. (positive) -..

1. The number after 57 and before 59. Oh my god it's technical there's 57 cats oh no there's 1 more, that makes 58 See nu..

Sachsquat

1. to squat and take a crap without touching the toilet bowl The bathroom was to dirty so i took a sachsquat. See flinstoning, stripper w..

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