Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

New England Cookie Dough

1. When you insert crumbled up dog biscuits (preferably IAMS brand) into another person's anus and then eat them out. After the Red S..

Lyriphysics

1. Lyriphysics / Lyri-Physics is the science of lyricism and energy and of the intense interactions between the two. This word derives from..

Jizztar

1. 1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously. 2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Counting Your Dick Edit Meaning