Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Mathos

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Pwninstien

1. the pwniest pwner of pwnage in all of pwnland. Dude, look, it's Pwninstein!!!! 1. the pwniest pwner of pwnage in all of pwnland...

Steinski

1. used to describe a hardened crusty cum stain formed on an article of clothing or bed comforter. Bob walked around with a steinski on hi..

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