Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Krypy

1. a dank kind of weed me and my boy bought a quarter of krypy See marijuana, weed, kryp, dank, mary jane..

Thanksaroo

1. Another way of saying "thanks" with a twist when you want to be funny about it. Hey, when you have a minute could you please ..

Jam Flaps

1. A girl's vagina when she is on her period. "Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps" or &q..

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