Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Quoane

1. When a patient gets difficult you quoane him. Man that old guy in room 178 was being super aggressive so we had to quoane him. See med..

Pitching Batting Practice

1. Masturbating, usually refering to a male I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice. See Mark..

Douchbaginess

1. the state of being an extreme douchebag aka aron feltaman his extreme douchbaginess alienated him from just about everybody See douche..

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