Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

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Fa No

1. 1. The opposite of fa sho. 2. An ugly girl that if she was pretty would be referred to as a fa sho but since ugly would be called a fa n..

Forhead

1. Having four chicks drooling all over your tool. Although his fantasy was to have five girls, he would settle for forhead. See blow, he..

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