Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Lumphinnans

1. Unusually long, fleshy, FIN-like flaps, protruding from a lady's LUM. Similar in shape to fenellas, but lumpy, pendant and lacking..

Laurkel

1. An interesting act of personal endeavors performed inside the schools auditorium Christian Schafer recieved a laurkel in the auditorium..

W/s

1. Abbreviation for "water sports" She likes W/S as much as he does See water sports, golden showers, urination, piss, ws 2. ..

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