Counting Your Dick

What is Counting Your Dick?

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

See dick, count, chilling, lazy, bored, Laver

Quenchessential

1. Satisfies your tastes when you are flavin some liquids like krunk. Yo b dis liquid is mad quenchessential. See Ben Dover 1. Satisfie..

Ya Did I Mean

1. know what i mean, know what i'm am saying. choda boy: lets go pick up some rossi and a fifth of XO. Joslin: YaDidIMean. choda bo..

Hippolatimous

1. TO BE FAT. Wow look that lady is SO hippolatimous! she has some nerve wearing that bikini. See boot, fat, ugly, yuri, yaoi, hentai, la..

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