Country Blumkin

What is Country Blumkin?

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

See blow job, fellatio, toilet, poop, crap, shit, fart, cum, load, outhouse

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.

A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.

See shit, poop, ploper, stank, dirty sanchez

Blang

1. Secondhand (used or stolen) bling; Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling; Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling; Knock-of..

Qtpie

1. A term usually used by user Nicc on nexopia To get noodz from girls 12- 19 years old. Nicc:"Hey spartacus you are such a qtpie&quo..

Puddle Of Fuck

1. 1. A puddle of semen. 2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole. 3. A piece of shit. "That guy just cut me off, what..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Country Blumkin Edit Meaning