Country Blumkin

What is Country Blumkin?

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

See blow job, fellatio, toilet, poop, crap, shit, fart, cum, load, outhouse

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.

A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.

See shit, poop, ploper, stank, dirty sanchez

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