Country Blumkin

What is Country Blumkin?

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

See blow job, fellatio, toilet, poop, crap, shit, fart, cum, load, outhouse

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.

A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.

See shit, poop, ploper, stank, dirty sanchez

Velvetta

1. Something that is more than cheesy "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Could that pickup line be more velvetta? See cheesy,..

Otrapst

1. Another name for a drug dealer, used by a person that is high on drugs "Hey where'd u get this weed from?" response:&qu..

#bad

1. Someone who is so terrible at a game, they have to idle #bad Me: Wow kid you are so terrible Noob: No I'm, you fuckin shitty Me:..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Country Blumkin Edit Meaning