What is Country Blumkin?
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the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse
my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.
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The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.
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Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.
My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!
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A place where women and fags go to have non-stop anal sex, generally used as an insult or joke.
Bob: Say you goin today?
Jim: Where?
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