Country Boner

What is Country Boner?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood".

I woke up with a country boner again today.

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The Garnish

1. After dropping your man juice on a persons face, you rip your ass hair out and sprinkle it upon thier face. To "garnish " one..

W0tt

1. 1. An exclamation of joy. 2. 50 times cooler than the term "w00t" Syn: w00t, yay, woo hoo, r0Xx0rz Ant: dag, d'oh, NOO..

Furrnis

1. a penis with a forest of pubes; a penis with furr-like hair growing all over it The priest made the young boys play with his furrnis. ..

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