Country Boner

What is Country Boner?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood".

I woke up with a country boner again today.

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Five Finger Kiss

1. When you punch the shit out of someone in their mouth. Ill give that douche bag the ol' five finger kiss. See punch, slap, knock ..

Queer Cobain

1. Someone who acts like a fag and plays in a rock band John: Did you hang out with Steve last night? Adam: No he was being a Queer Cobai..

Easterbater

1. someone who masterbates on easter sunday ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter ..

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