Country Boner

What is Country Boner?


1.

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood".

I woke up with a country boner again today.

See country, boner, morning, wood, puscifer


15

Random Words:

1. 1. To do something hilarious, witty, and crass. He just pulled and Urbowicz See urbowicz, awesome, wit, hilarious, polish, connecticut..
1. this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green "O..
1. ten billion times worse than doom murder walks in a room :Prepare to meet your dfoom Person: Oh no thats ten billion times worse than..