Country Boner

What is Country Boner?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood".

I woke up with a country boner again today.

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The Musket

1. When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting k..

Hoojabujah

1. (noun) A mess of things This sure is a hoojabujah...

W.o.k.

1. An abbreviation for Without Kids. Typically refers to the circumstance where a parent is free to party. Often used every other weekend t..

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