What is Country Crammer?
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The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.
"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."
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A cross between a Bezanker (part oompaloompa) and a Fupa endowed female. The fupa-oompaloompa is not as mystical as a leprauchan, but ..