Country Ham

What is Country Ham?


1.

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

See scrotum, nut sack, ball sack, Humperdink Rhino


6

Random Words:

1. a woman who has the appearance of poor hygiene, thats ill-mannered that wants to sleep with your well-groomed son. ghetto, wears perfum..
1. to be owned, as in murtaghed, or perhaps even eragond; or, to be literally fucked in the ass Sheckelles: "yeah, i stuffed Paul&apo..
1. 1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle". That boy took a ..