What is Country Ham?
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The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'
OR:
'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'
'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
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when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass..
