What is Country Ham?
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The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'
OR:
'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'
'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
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Random Words:
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to be ones dorknobber
to nob on ones dork
i love you mah little dorknobber!
ie:
Your just jealous i'm not nobbin your dork!
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1. A person with the amazing ability to make the sluttiest of women go clean and not sleep with him.
2. A person who routinely bores ..
