Country Ham

What is Country Ham?


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The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

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