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Someone who masterbates in an office environment
Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keybo..
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A New York pour is an unmeasured alcohol pour,
characterized by audible, prolonged, glugging
sounds
as the liquor pours plentifully ..
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A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident)..