Courage Wolf

What is Courage Wolf?


1.

Your only life coach. He knows all, never doubt him. He spawned from the festering cesspool of 4chan, with a hint of Advice Dog DNA and the desire to turn those soft sissy inside things you call emotions into raw manliness. He was spawned from a vortex of awesomeness that spewed chocolate-covered hundred dollar bills and caused it to rain naked woman for 1000 years.

Some of Courage Wolf's Advice:

"Climb the Highest Mountain - Punch the Face of God"

"God Hates Winners - Be Your Own God"

"You Are a Badass - Kill Anyone Who Thinks Different"

"Your Power Level Is - Always Over 9000"

See advice, dog, awesome, jon

2.

Similar concept as to advice dog, but much better.

Wow, Courage Wolf is a lot more inspirational than Advice Dog!

See courage, wolf, /b/, advice, dog


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