Courtice

What is Courtice?


1.

also known as hicktown, hickville, and bumfuck, its the most unknown town in Ontario, or quite possible Canada.

other than Leamington.

a suburban community located in Ontario, Canada settled 60 km east of Toronto, adjacent to Oshawa(where most of the crack in Ontario comes from, also known as the Shwa), and west of Bowmanville.

mostly consists of elementary schools:

EMILY STOWE

LYDIA TRULLS

G.J. MACGILLIVRAY

COURTICE NORTH

COURTICE SOUTH

MOTHER TERESA (catholic)

GOOD SHEPHERD (catholic)

and two high schools:

COURTICE SECONDARY

HOLY TRINITY (catholic)

this towns pretty gay.

we all go to Oshawa for shopping at the Oshawa Centre.

But we call it the OC to make us feel better about our lame lives.

the closest movie theatre is in bowmanville.

either that or you can go to the AMC in Whitby and at least it makes it worth your trip.

dont move here if you dont want people to know you're going out with your best friends brother.

ACTUAL CONVERSATION.

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sean: hey

KAYTIE: helloo.

sean: whats up

KAYTIE: nothing, you?

sean: chillin on my non hick town

sean: im sorry but courtice is too easy to make fun of

KAYTIE: not really

sean: ya it is cuz its so small and insignificant

KAYTIE: its so small and awesome

sean: the shwa is crazy

sean?: i guess ive just always lived in the city

KAYTIE: i was born in toronto, but that doesnt change anything

sean: toronto is the greatest

KAYTIE: it is

sean: courtice sucks, toronto has way more to do

KAYTIE: i actually agree to that.

sean: but i went trick or treating in pickering at my grandmas house to be safe

sean: but pickering is turning ghetto now too

KAYTIE: i never liked pickering

KAYTIE: or bowmanville

sean: bowmanville is better then courtice

KAYTIE: no way

sean: they have the duck race :)

KAYTIE: AWESOME

KAYTIE: okay we're going to a duck race together, and i dont care what you say.

sean: lmao

See courtice, oshawa, bowmanville, toronto, gay

2.

The home of little wiggers that think they are tough. aka juncas of courtice.

Man josh is a little bitch from courtice

See courtice, hick, bitch


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