What is Cousin?
1.
An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.
"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"
2.
The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."
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3.
Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.
The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.
I hear
rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans ofinbreeding .
4.
Someone highly desirable
I just fucked my cousin!
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5.
On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.
No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
6.
homie, friend, associate, partner
me and my cousin went to her party.
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7.
Cousin or cuz is used to describe a close friend or can be a reasonable substitute for a name that is unknown; Is also used as a greeting by members of the California based Crip gang.
"what up cousin" or "whats crackin cuz"
also see
son
