Cousin

What is Cousin?


1.

An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.

"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"

2.

The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"

Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."

See cousin, pimp, know-it-all, friend

3.

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecksoften marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

4.

Someone highly desirable

I just fucked my cousin!

See Liger Zero

5.

On an episode of COPS;

The person to which a stolen car,

a bag of weed, or

a crackpipe, belongs to.

No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.

6.

homie, friend, associate, partner

me and my cousin went to her party.

See someone

7.

Cousin or cuz is used to describe a close friend or can be a reasonable substitute for a name that is unknown; Is also used as a greeting by members of the California based Crip gang.

"what up cousin" or "whats crackin cuz"

also see son


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