What is Cousteau?
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Making a disturbing discovery about a person's nether regions during the act of foreplay. This can lead to limpness, loss of sexual appetite, and seeing that person in a whole new and ofen terrible way.
Dude, I was totally hittin it with that fit chick from the bar until all the sudden, BAM a Cousteau came outta nowhere. The chick had 2 assholes!!
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