What is Cousteau?
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Making a disturbing discovery about a person's nether regions during the act of foreplay. This can lead to limpness, loss of sexual appetite, and seeing that person in a whole new and ofen terrible way.
Dude, I was totally hittin it with that fit chick from the bar until all the sudden, BAM a Cousteau came outta nowhere. The chick had 2 assholes!!
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fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a ..
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To stretch your anus wide enough so a person can defecate into your own anus.
My anus hurts from me and my wife doing a poop transfer.
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