What is Covers?
1.
A male rumored by at least several women to have an extremely short uncircumsised penis
I had to dump him, his stick would never crawl out of its covers
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2.
A person who drinks heavily, and yet manages to present reasonably cogent, witty arguments without betraying just how hooked up he really is, how many prescription medications he's really on, or how many months he really spent in rehab last year.
Such are the levels of misdirection and subterfuge he employs, he may even occasionally be described by the uninformed and clinically depressed as a 'voice of reason'.
From: 'coverstick' - a cosmetic anti-blemish formula.
Also from: Politics Lobby 3 Yahoo chatrooms - 'Coverstick'
'Oh God, another Covers.'
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3.
A person who hides under the covers when they see a person they are afraid of (which is usually a black male).
Hey Andy Dalton, I mean Covers! Quick man hurry up and hide Harrison is coming!