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When Valentine's Day comes after Friday the 13th, which occurs approximately every 6.7 years, those who fall in love, are blessed b..
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A married couple that doesn't share a bed.
She said they were gonna lucy & ricky it because he snores too loud.
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Affectionately taking a dump on the windshield of a lover's car.
My girlfriend left me a freshly-baked Denver Brownie while I was ..