What is Cow Box?
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Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.
I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"
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uhm-bil-i-gold Any lint, crud, dirt, candy or treasure found while digging in your navel.
Man to wife: Look! I found some umbiligold!
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