Cow Cunting

What is Cow Cunting?


1.

To thrust your head within a cow's vagina whilst drunk, as opposed to the more popular and accepted practice of cow tipping

"Dude, Jason was so wasted last night, he went into the field and did some cow cunting"

See cow, cunt, vagina, drunk, prank


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