Cow Dong

What is Cow Dong?


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An extremely deformed penis, having gross pubic greasy hairs, liverspots, and very saggy testicles. Occasionally smells like sweaty man.

He looked pretty hot at first, but when i pulled it out of his pants, it was revealed that he had a cow dong.

See gross, yuck, dick, man, deformed, pubes, bad


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