Cow Fishing

What is Cow Fishing?


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It is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. Bait the hook with really good grass or wheat. Go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. Floor it when you get a bite. Then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you're commiting on his livestock

Cletis: OW, there be a shotgun pellet in my ass

Claude: Shouldna gown cow fishin'

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see also

cattle man

cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.


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