What is Cow Pat?
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A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.
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A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women
'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?
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