Cow Pat

What is Cow Pat?

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women

'Cow pat! How are you'?

'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?

See cow, poo, women, darling, dahling

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