Cow Patty Surprise

What is Cow Patty Surprise?


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when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?

Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

See cow, patty, kitty, dog, mad, hatter, nigger, dick, cock


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